Hooks by Crooks

Every child is born with perfect pitch. The only way to keep it is to learn how to tune an instrument at an early age, at 7 through 9, because in learning to sing in groups with other children we quickly get out of key and lose that pitch. Baa Baa Black Sheep is a marvelous social tool, but kills the inner spirit of music, and turns us into spectators rather than the choir. Sing, motherfucker, or spend a life, like me, out of tune!